Alfie says he often finds writing difficult, but his grandmother helped with the spelling. We’re all really glad she did. Another poem inspired by Haphazard House:
Through the floor boards of fabulous flamingos
I saw a cockatoo cooking greasy grapes.
Through the car window of confusing clocks
I saw dolphins dancing with unusual uniforms.
In the ocean of outrageous octopuses
I saw shrimps skidding on whooshing whales.