Have you ever wondered what the Moon is thinking when it looks down on us in its journey across the sky. We did and these are a few of our imagined thoughts:
I have a diamond inside of me.
I can freeze Earth and set it one fire.
I’ll never tell anybody, but I have eyes in the back of my head.
I’ll never tell anyone, but I spawn aliens to scare off astronauts.
Don’t tell anyone, but I love Justin Bieber.
I’ll never tell anyone but one day I saw the Sun’s trousers fall down.
I can see everyone from up here.
Don’t tell anyone, but I like Costa Coffee.
I’d rather be the sun.
People say I’m made of cheese, but I am made of potatoes.
The craters in my face are actually warts.
I’ll never tell anyone but the man in the moon and I fell out and we weren’t speaking to each other.
I’m made of Cheddar, but I’d rather be Brie.
If you look very carefully at me, I have a beauty spot.
I talk Moonish.
Bees have eaten a picnic on me.
Once I fell out of space.