1 The dog ate it.
2. I dropped it in the dog bowl and the dog ate it.
3. I dropped it and unfortunately it landed on explosives and an extremely big explosion happened and the dog ate it.
4. Zeus loved my brilliant homework and boomed as loud as a billion opera singers singing as loud as they can “I want that amazing homework”, but I fought off the god and was too strong for him, but then the most awful thing happened…. the dog ate it.
5 The world set on fire and I grabbed my amazing homework to try and save it, but an elephant as big as my dad stepped on me, but I kept the homework safe, but then a wave of black ink came out of nowhere. I swam through through the ink holding the homework above my head, but then a bloated dog ate it and an even more bloated dog ate that dog, and an hugely overweight dog ate that one, then that dog had a heart attack and died and my dog drank the ink, ate the elephant, the hugely overweight dog and my homework.