I am a sparkling leaf green Mr Bean car speeding into a tree,
A live purple pineapple dodging incoming knives,
The first taste of a holy, award-winning fish finger with custard,
The last racket in Andy Murray’s bag,
The last suit that Iron Man blew up,
I can make money grow on trees,
I’m cooler than anything that’s cool,
Hotter than a million suns.